A little science, a little dork. All nerd.

shslsubmissivemasochist:

canweumqra:

I have not received a dress based of my tumblr.

I have not received my pin pal.

I have not received my character based off my blog.

I have not received a picture of the book or the wall you wrote my URL on.

I HAVE been lied to.

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I never even got that “doot doot”

(via writemeariver42)

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191391
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3 days ago

Help please.

Can someone please explain gender identification to me? It’s always confused me because to me, I’m a guy cuz I look down and see a penis. Okay then. I don’t “feel” like a guy. I just am. I can’t help but imagine if I were a girl I’d feel the same as I do now but with boobs and a vagina. Perhaps I’m being ignorant but from my fairly uninformed point of view it all seems to revolve around gender stereotyping. Could someone perhaps help explain it a bit better?

Posted
3 days ago
apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

(via winter-is-bumming)

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59033
Posted
3 days ago
dorkly:

Lord of the Fantasy Epics
To be fair, we always saw Twilight as more Gollum than the One Ring.

dorkly:

Lord of the Fantasy Epics

To be fair, we always saw Twilight as more Gollum than the One Ring.

(Source: geeksaresexy.net, via ubervald)

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1905
Posted
1 week ago

thebestofaudioposts:

propercheesy:

melmalfoy:

yourleastsassyfriend:

tio-salamanca:

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This is the best surprise audio post I’ve ever seen/heard.

This made me feel so nostalgic

I saw the gif and pressed reblog then play, childhood.

reminds me of ice age. ahhh childhood

Is no one even going to question the gif of the egg?

(via ubervald)

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227508
Posted
1 week ago
To be fair, I do keep my scarves in my closet.

To be fair, I do keep my scarves in my closet.

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Posted
1 week ago
An Ollivander's Wand is Not Meant For the Sea →

thepostmodernpottercompendium:

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Those wizards without their sea-legs scoffed at our magic. They laughed at our “substandard” wands made from merpeople scales, shards of sea dragon teeth, or the hair from a hippocampus. They chuckled because we used wood from sunken ships and far off…

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1007
Posted
1 week ago
youllbehearingfrommesherlock:

squidfiction:

booougbad:

Well

I was about to scroll past but then I got it.

OH MY LORD

youllbehearingfrommesherlock:

squidfiction:

booougbad:

Well

I was about to scroll past but then I got it.

OH MY LORD

(Source: i-am-no-stranger, via writemeariver42)

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76761
Posted
1 week ago
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